Situational Obesity
Friends, I'm gaining
weight - but it's not my fault! When we arrived here on the Cape I
weighed a “svelte” 210 pounds, fully clothed, now I weigh 215
pounds, scantily clad.
I know, it is always
someone else's fault, so the saying goes, but in this case it really
is not my fault. I call it “Situational Obesity!” The situation
is this: Soon after we arrived, the European Soccer Championship
started, which was broadcast here by ESPN. Of course I felt obligated
to watch at least the games in which Germany played and the games in
which Germany's potential future opponents played. I did not drink
beer and eat snacks, but I did spend several afternoons glued to the
couch. Then came a series of terrorist attacks in the US and in
Europe and two horrendous police killings in the US and an alleged
coup attempt in Turkey that again had me riveted to the TV set.
Needless to say, no snacks even considered. Then came the Republican
National Convention. That resulted in long evenings watching a show
whose outcome was already known. Of course it required the watching
of the commentators' discussions not only at the nightly gathering of
the convention, but also on the following day. Lots of beer and
snacks to maintain sanity. While looking forward to a few days of
“normal” TV-fare, I was tricked into watching more commentators'
comments, because I was looking for some indication to make me
believe that America is still the country too which I swore my
lifelong allegiance. More beer and snacks. Now the Democratic
National Convention has started, its outcome also known. The three
days since the convention started have resulted in long evenings with
a moderate amount of drinks and snacks - sanity does not seem to be
in jeopardy - so far. But who knows what is yet to come. I'm hoping
to return to a normal “TV-watching-life” on Friday, which means
no daytime TV-watching and selective watching in the evening, but am
not betting the farm on it. I'm hoping to see the pounds tumble - or
is there something else I should be doing?
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